You guys! You guys! THE TSUBASA ARTBOOK WAS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT!! GOD, I HATE CLAMP RIGHT ABOUT NOW!! RAAAAAAWR!!! Phew... deep breaths, deep breaths, calm down... No, seriously, I was so pissed, I nearly cried. That's how awful the disappointment was. I should have known from looking at the cover that I wasn't going to like it. Syaoran looked weird and the KuroFai pic I had been looking forward to was pretty unimpressive as well. Kurogane doesn't look right. He's not sexy like he's supposed to be. Something about his face is off. Have a look, I scanned it: [link]

Not only that, but the title is quite misleading as well. It says Tsubasa Album de Reproductions, but it should be "Syaoran Album de Reproductions". Every other picture was fucking Syaoran and his stupid clone. I don't give a flying fuck about Syaoran or his damn clone. I don't want to see them, I don't want to read about them, I want as little to do with them as possible. They were boring and 2-dimensional. DON'T FILL THE ARTBOOK WITH THEM!! YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF MY KUROFAI ENDING BY SHOVING FUCKING SYAORAN SQUARED DOWN MY THROAT, DON'T INSULT ME BY DOING IT AGAIN!! They even repeated pictures from the first artbook! What the hell is this?! Were they trying to piss off their loyal fans?!

As I was flipping through the artbook, getting more and more pissed off with every successive Syaoran-centric picture, I tried to console myself by thinking "ok, this could still turn out. After all, there's a new omake comic in the back. It'll be cute and funny and full of fanservice and it will make up for all this bullshit". Boy was I ever wrong. There were two omake comics, but THEY WERE FREAKING REPRINTS OF ONES WE'VE ALREADY SEEN!! Remember the Horitsuba Gakuen strips where they make the Christmas cakes and the other one where they're celebrating New Years together and Fai shows up in a woman's kimono? Yeah, it was those. They were only very mildly amusing the first time we saw them. The second time just freaking pissed me off. I know this is Album de Reproductions, but in the first book we got new ones! Why are they giving us old ones this time?!

Anyway, long story short, I'm in a fucking tizzy and pissed as hell at CLAMP. Give me back my fucking 1800 yen, bitches D:<